Soggy Chip

When you get a nice chip ( noun Chip Ch-i-p British English)

And wipe it on a Moist minge. To get the flavour of the Fish and Chips. The opposite of a Well done Chip.

Mate i could do with some fish and chips, but I'm skint.

Why not ask your lass for a soggy chip?

Good idea. cheers mate!

by StreyCat July 30, 2022

Soggy McDickChicken

When a guy is having sex with a chick and he pulls out early and blasts his McFlurry splash on a thing of McChickens and makes the girl eat it

The other night after the bar Ty took that chick home and gave her a plate of Soggy McDickChickens they picked up from McDonalds

by Soggy McDickChicken December 16, 2021

soggy lunch dream

A soggy dream is basically a wet dream but where you shit yourself and cum and eat it for breakfast/lunch

Last night had the best soggy lunch dream it tasted wonderful

by popping shandy May 18, 2016

Soggy snowball

It’s like soggy biscuit... but instead of enaculating on a biscuit you do it on snowball loser gets ball of cummy snowball in face

You’re bored in the snow with your friends John says let’s play soggy snowball

by Th3-creat0r February 1, 2019

Soggy tissue

A texture (usually referred to food) that is between soggy and crispy.

This Kunafa feels like a soggy tissue.

by Orange Barbozka February 10, 2024

soggy flannel

When a womans vagina goes wrinkly and soggy at the edges (Soggy Flannel).

Max: Her fanny looked like a soggy flannel.
Ethan: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Max Donnanoodles August 24, 2016

soggy adam

British "slang" Term for:

a ''soggy adam'' is when you mix cum and shit in a blender, putting it into a sock and freezing it, after you freeze you would go to a homeless man and beat him with the frozen shitty cum sock, as you beat him to death with it, it would normally start to melt after it starts to melt you have to drink it out of the sock, and when the sock is fully drank, you repeat the whole process.

"Hey Charlie, that soggy adam was pretty fun wasn't it"

''Ooo, that was a nasty soggy adam Alfie!''

''Lets do soggy adam this weekend?''

by polish psycho May 5, 2025