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Reverse Battle Royale

When a consenting woman accepts the challenge, she acquires a funnel and about 50 dudes. All the dudes squirt in to the funnel. After gestation a DNA test determines the father. Instead of being the last alive, the winner adds another to the population.
Out of the entire football team, our left guard Glenn Thickseed was the winner of the Reverse Battle Royale. Please consider donating to his child support at Gofuckme.com
by JrHoodRat November 29, 2024
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Royal Goblet

When you get served an alcoholic beverage by a woman, who gives you the first taste by dipping her breast into the glass and allowing you to drink it off of her.
The only way to drink at a party this fancy is to have the royal goblet performed first.
by Dontsearchme69 October 12, 2022
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Royal Salute

Firing your love cannon to mark her face on royal or state occasions. These events can include dressing up as royals of any century and lighting her muzzle up on stripping of titles from royals, Queen's deaths, the opening of Parliament, births of no branches baby bloodline boys, tropical women getting brought in to improve dna, visits of foreign heads of state or monthly blood, and getting front page of any gossip rag. Your good goo catapult should fire as many times as you can for 24 hours normally and fire near her Tower of London or in her royal place. The number of rounds you get through her castle walls varies according to the occasion. For example, 41 rounds can fired from all your friends when a child is born to a member of the royal family if you are one of the parents.
Just heard David Bowie and Rolling Stones singing together and feel a pulsing Royal Salute needs to be made in honor of the little island that could.
by travelinmattinok October 3, 2022
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Royal Patisserie

Founded by Diasy & Peach, Royal Patisserie makes baked goods to be sold worldwide in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mmmmmm! The Royal Patisserie is the best.
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royal masonic school is full of rich girls.
the teachers like to look up the girls skirts.

the pupils like to kiss each other in the bathrooms.
the year 7s like to run around the school.

the girls will suck the mts boys cock for money.

and let’s not forget that it is a cult.

A CULT

everyone in north london makes fun of u if u go to this school, and good on them
have you heard of the royal masonic school for girls?

what the cult where the girls are slags?

yes.
by imposter x September 7, 2022
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National Clash Royale Day

National clash Royale day. Just play some clash and nerf miner
“Hey man sorry for grabbing your balls I just couldn’t resist it. After all it is national clash Royale day and I use E Giant”
by Quandale (Oswald) Dingle March 30, 2022
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Royale with cheese

When you drag your nuts across a woman's face after not showering for some time to get that fromunda cheese on that face.
My girl was not happy after I gave her a Royale with cheese man.
by Psycho Wrath October 24, 2024
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