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Plank Wank 

Where you stay as still as a statue but you have a wank
You wouldn’t believe what I just did. I had a plank wank
Plank Wank by Pete-the-pedo July 24, 2025
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Plinkerdonkle 

An ongoing (one season every five years) dramedy TV show that is truly a work of art. Renowned for its candid portrayal of mental health, morally black antihero protagonist, and astounding effect on the creation of other TV shows.
Vince Gilligan: Plinkerdonkle taught me how not to make a TV show.
Plinkerdonkle by EzraEvangel August 9, 2025
Pļocka is usually a person who is lame, stupid and lowkey basic or cringe. It could be someone who doesn’t look like they have thoughts.
She is such a pļocka. You’re lowkey in your pļocka era.
Pļocka by Gaffkina August 20, 2025
A slur for people that wear stupid hats
You filthy fucking plocker!!!
Plocker by JimBiziod August 21, 2025
A slur for people that wear stupid hats
You filthy fucking plocker!!!
Plocker by JimBiziod August 21, 2025
Phonk (noun)
The art of folding your entire skeleton in half just to check one (1) notification.
“Bro hit the phonk position again, his spine’s a boomerang.”
Phonk by geodd August 28, 2025