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pleaseus

A combination of please and jesus. Usually followed by the word "jesus" or used after "jesus".
Person A:"Pleaseus, jesus."
Person B:"Bitch nah."
A:"Jesus, pleaseus?"
B:"Nah, brah."
A:"Pleaseus?"
B:"Fine."
by debtsxtopay December 24, 2007
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Pleasedo

(pronunciation "plu-see-doe")
A combination of too much coffee and too much work before noon can result in this being asked of you by your supervisor; the definition is vague, although it implies a polite request or command being made to do an unsavory task.

Usually found in handwritten notes and directives.

Derived from the English for " If it is your desire or pleasure" and "make: engage in, or perform."

Also rumored to be the name of a Latin dance originated in Albany, New York; there are no formal steps/techniques recorded.
My supervisor asked me to pleasedo the reports, but I don't want to.

This memo was on my desk: "Pleasedo these charts by 5pm" and it was signed by my boss.
by Faye Dundler-Mifflin May 4, 2010
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pleaser weasel

A person who will glibly and readily agree to do whatever they're asked without any intention of following through. Pleaser weasels will wait until the last minute to come up with a lame excuse or make it so inconvenient for you to hold them to their promise that you tell them to forget it.
Paul is such a pleaser weasel. He agreed to meet me for dinner three different times this week and always stood me up at the last minute with one poor excuse after another.
by lbsutter September 10, 2016
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Phlease

It adds attitude and sass to the word please.
"I'm a boss"... "Phlease, I'm the boss you're the employee."
by m1nty_c April 9, 2015
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Pleasure Hammer

A big fat cock. Huge man meat. Thick and rigid.
He tore my house up with his pleasure hammer.

He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017
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pleasssssse

its what you say when your begging someone to do somthing you really really want
can you pleasssssse like and share my definition pleasssssse
by uiopasdfghjklzxcvbnfghfs June 20, 2019
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Pleasure Whore

A Pleasure Whore is not a whore for money, she is a whore for pleasure. A Pleasure Whore has sex to give pleasure as well as get pleasure. Unlike a slut who has sex with many partners for the sake of sex, a Pleasure Whore has sex with many partners for the sake of pleasure. A Pleasure Whore is highly experienced in the sexual arts, much more so than a common slut.
"Mary is a total pleasure whore"!
by pdxstaci April 1, 2019
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