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mp4 player 

The thing that's better than all those Ipods and whatnot. All the big companies start buying them from Chinese sites like Uxcell and Chinavasion. Like Samsung Touch is just a $30 Mp4 player with a Samsung logo inscribed in it. Mp4 players are very nice and are much cheaper than Ipods, they can also do more.
Ipod Nano-music, photos, games
Mp4 player---
Text files
Radio
Video
Alarm
External Speaker
More than $150 less
Standard USB
No need to sync, just drag files
NO MORE ITUNES!!!
Some have cameras
BIGGER SCREENS(most apply)
ITS NOT FROM A FRUIT(Y) COMPANY (APPLE IS FOR FAGS)!
Ipod sux and you know it!Mp4 Player is much better than that shitty Ipod you've got.
mp4 player by Ze Rashan May 11, 2008
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Fortnight player 

A fortnight player is some one who has all the time in the world and tends to use it playing a stupid video game instead of doing something useful
Hi I am a fortnight player and I waste my time playing a stupid game
Fortnight player by The awesome M October 16, 2018

Minecraft Player

Someone who has impeccable taste in game
Garry: I’m a Minecraft Player

Everyone: OMFG UR SO COOL

Garry has like 60 hoes now
Tom is sad,
Minecraft Player by CheezyClit69 January 1, 2021

basketball player 

basketball player by dragon September 3, 2003

game player 

Someone who is willing to stick with a team even when things look down.
Billy is a game player. He won't be the first to give up and go home.
game player by older guy8519 February 27, 2009

Sex Player 

A Sex player is you found a girl that is so dahm hot, then you take her to your place and put her on your bed. after you tie her hands to the bed post you take off her clothes and see she has a sexy bra under. then you take of the bra and start suck the titties. Once you are finished you sleep with the girl then find another for the next night.
Guy 1- hey i had sex with a girl last night and will have sex again this night

Guy 2- Dude you are a sex player
Sex Player by Da horny perosn March 16, 2019

default player

One who changes his or her's default on myspace/facebook constantly.
This person typically has 20+ pictures of themselves on said site.
--"When did Mary change her default?"
--"Like, a minute ago. What a default player!"