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after piss

The glorious urination one engages in shortly after an orgasm. It is said to rival that of intoxicated pissing.
The party last night was amazing. I had, like, fifty beers! This chick even blew me! When she was done, I had to pee like a racehorse, so I staggered into the bathroom, had an after piss, and it was THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER.
by pupukachu March 10, 2010
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piss wizard

Noun: a person, generally male and of post-pubescent age, who, as if by magic, makes a small quantity of beer into a large quantity of urine, to be dispensed at the urinal infuriatingly frequently.
Bob: 'Nother beer Bruno?
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.
by MadBob June 25, 2007
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Squirrel Piss

The last bit of a beer. It contains a solids that have settled. It's best to be poured out.
Jeff - "Ah man, you just drank the squirrel piss!"
Ben - "Ugh. I wasn't paying attention. I'll have to wash it down with another beer"
by AmazingEngineer June 14, 2008
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miss-piss

When you are inebriated. During urination you misjudge the duration of piss and try to flush accordingly, misjudging and pissing much longer.
Guy 1: Dude, why didn't you flush the toilet?
Guy 2: I did...shit I must have miss-piss. Are you over it?
by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009
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Piss-o's

A game originating with baby sitters in the north east in which fruit loops or similar O shaped cereal is poured into a toilet and young boys are instructed to aim for certain colors. An alternate method of toilet training.
"Aim for the red one Derek! Good job! You won Piss-o's today! Wait untill I tell your mom when she gets back from Italy."
by Savannah Jewels July 6, 2006
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piss kink

when one feels tingly and excited by the flow of urine

when one feels a pure sense of horny when being presented with the sight feel sense taste or smell of urine. most common in people who’s name rhymes with dananda.
by anonymous April 9, 2022
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piss vent

A vent in the ground, located beside Behind-the-Grind in Whistler, BC, Canada. When you get grunk and pee on it it blows your piss all over you.
"Dude, I went to the piss vent and now I'm covered in piss!"
by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005
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