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grasshopper pee

The urine excreted from herbivorous insects of the suborder Caelifera in the order Orthoptera - aka the grasshopper. It is fabled in The Flood that drinking 3 quarts per day of grasshopper pee will stop the aging process, allowing eternal life. It was known in ancient times as "the Peelixir of Life". Its common street name is "GP". Some members of The Flood believe grasshopper pee does not exist based on their disbelief in insect urethras.
Bob: Hey Bill, watcha doin'?
Bill: Drinkin' grasshopper pee.
Bob: Oh, okay.
by Jabberwokki45 from The Flood October 30, 2008
mugGet the grasshopper peemug.

Gee Pees

Gangsta Pants. Usually worn low so the crotch is between the actual crotch and their knees. Usually half or more of their boxers will be showing. It also makes the wearers legs look short as hell.
Gansta #1: Hey man, Did you see Tyler? He's wearin' his Gee Pees so low he can barely walk.
Gansta #2: Yeah, dat fool think he looks fly. Lets go kick his bitch ass.
by Big_Dave March 14, 2006
mugGet the Gee Peesmug.

pee pee poo poo ohhh

Pee pee poo poo ohhh is a song that goes “pee pee poo poo ohhh ohhhh pee pee poo poo ohhhh ohh pee pee poo poo ohh”
Me:Hey you want to hear a song

My friend:What song

Me:Pee pee poo poo ohhh
My friend:Sure
by Jace mic August 7, 2020
mugGet the pee pee poo poo ohhhmug.

pee in the butt

To "pee in the butt" is to engage in sexual intercourse with another being.
i pee in the butt of your mama every chance I get.
by Andy Linn August 8, 2006
mugGet the pee in the buttmug.

Why my pee pee white?

The definition for "Why my pee pee white?" means you are gay.
Him: Why my pee pee white?
Doctor: We ran some pee pee test and it shows that your pee is white cause your gay.
by Fishyotter October 28, 2017
mugGet the Why my pee pee white?mug.

pee bomb

The act of urinating it a disposable container, ie: gatoraid bottle, while driving and discarding said bottle out the window of a moving vehichle.
I am really late because of this traffic, hand me that gatoraid bottle so i can take a piss. Hey, look, a hichiker. I bet I can hit him with this pee bomb!
by Big Daddy Ian November 7, 2005
mugGet the pee bombmug.

pee-room

a space reserved for going pee and poo. commonly used for screwing during parties.
the toilete overflowed in the pee-room and there's turds all over the floor.
by kelly vanderlaan January 19, 2004
mugGet the pee-roommug.

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