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ryan fucking parsae 

ryan, ryan, ryan... O RYAN YOU SCREWED UP AGAAAAAINNNN. This person is very obsessed with garlic bread and will steal it the instant he sees it, making him a bully. ahem not. this person also cusses at people almost every second on discord and earrapes every person who mentions garlic bread. and you can probably tell by now that he is obese on garlic bread.... o ryan... you did it again... poor private ryan
ryan fucking parsae stole my damn garlic bread again.. o well
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silver chinchilla Persian 

Fluffy white cat with smushed face and a large dong. Likes to lay on the ground with belly up and legs spread out.
Damn, Felix is one fine silver chinchilla Persian.

Mirryah the Pariah

The blonde hottie who looks so beautiful on the outside, but on the inside, is an evil backstabbing whore who will stop at nothing to ruin your life if given the chance. She would literally run you over if she was in a hurry.
I pulled a Mirryah the Pariah and screwed a guy to pay my bills. Then I got him sent to jail.

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A Good Persian 

A term used by Persian baddies when they wanna trick a man into dating them, usually making them think that they said "good person"

Then after the first date, she plays you and dates other guys whom she said that she was a "good Persian" to.

btw I'm half Persian so I can confirm this.
"Baby, I'm a good Persian!"
"Okay good!"
*After the first date*
"LOL cya later ya obtuse dick!"

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Angel Jose Robles, Bioshock Series, National Basketball Association 2K10, The Prince Of Persia: The Two Thrones, Angel Yexenia Valenzuela
Angel Jose Robles, Bioshock Series, National Basketball Association 2K10, The Prince Of Persia: The Two Thrones, Angel Yexenia Valenzuela