google hoe

Prefering to use google for everything, even when there is an alternative.

Tony, google maps doesn't even have the new bypass, so the directions are all wrong, why do you insist on using it. You're such a google hoe.

by mystic pawn October 22, 2006

triphlin hoe

A shady hoe. Can't be trusted.

She's a triphlin hoe, stole all my money. shiiiit.

by curry07 June 29, 2007

My hoe

My heaven on earth

She's totally my hoe. My heaven on earth & i don't know what I'd do without her.

by Tiki hut June 23, 2019

hoe suit

Clothing worn by a thot/hoe.

*Look at her walkin' around in that hoe suit!!

by LTD1337 October 9, 2017

Layup Hoes

the girl at the bar/club that you know you can get with but you just might keep her on ice in case you see a finer girl. like in basketball, a layup is the easiest shot, a three point buzzer beater is the hardest, layup hoes are easy.

damn man those layup hoes were trippin last night when they said they were choosy and had class, we all know we get it in once and done-ski

by pseudo this April 12, 2011

Joe Hoe

Girls (and some boys) who are sexually, physically, and emotionally attracted to Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers. They are usually fans of all three boys.

"Hoe" was chosen because it rhymes with Joe.

That Taylor was a total Joe Hoe.

by lovely1joehoe May 6, 2011

Side Hoe

The other hoe you don't want your main girl to know about so you gotta keep her on the down low.

-Dude what happened with Alice?
-Nahh man that's my main hoe, this is just my side hoe.

by NiggggNogggg June 6, 2017