A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

pigs nose

Protruding anus with hemiroids

by bribri October 26, 2003

Big Ass Nose

Thomas Monier

Dang man you got a big ass nose. Squidward looking headass. Boy smelled that roast coming from a mile away.

by Thomas'Nose December 12, 2018

button nose

a breathing device (usually located on the middle portion of the face of a living being) which resembles like a button. Button noses come in various shapes, sizes and lengths. They are thought to be cute, appealing and highly desirable by certain individuals.

BNFS (or Button Nose Fetish Syndrome) is an obsession with button noses

Uncle Jim: "my cute little niece has a button nose and i know from there she is going to be one gorgeous chick when she grows up"
Aunty Joan: "Jim, thats the same thing you said about our 5 children and they all turned out average."
Uncle Jim: "Youre right Joan. Dayum! I must suffer from BNFS

by hmysfubmmhm August 1, 2010

signal to noise ratio

The approximate ratio of content-rich and interesting posts to trolls, flamewars, random shit and somesuch.

Man, the signal to noise ratio of this board dropped like a fucking rock when he started posting.

by 290 September 1, 2003

Nosebag

Small polythene recepticle containing approximately 0.8 grams of novocaine, talcum powder and self-raising flour.
Commonly hawked in the pubs and bars of Blackpool by craven miscreants with the guile and finesse of a hippo and the morals of a psychopath.

Cocaine, Charlie, Chaz, Tram, Nose, Bolivian Marching Powder

Jim: Fucking hell I was pissed last night. I paid £40 for a Nosebag off of Dodgy Dave!!

Jonny: You tight cunt I asked you for a line and you said you had fuck all!!!

Jim: You didn't miss much mate, it was a bag of wank!!

by Badgerous Gra January 30, 2008

Nig Noise

Rap music with high levels of bass played at an absurdly high volume. It usually derives from a mid-1990's Cadillac with a poor quality sound system that can be heard rattling hundreds of feet away. It can also originate from a home, most of the time occurring at an unreasonable hour in the early A.M.

I was indulging in some Van Halen on my way to work when a Cadillac Seville pulls up next to me and drowns out the guitar solo from "Panama" with some deafening Nig Noise.

by sexualharrasmentpanda July 9, 2009