Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.
Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!
Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!
Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.
Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!
Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!
Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.
Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!
Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010
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Get the nail fu mug.(n) Claw-like hand shape formed by people when posting pictures of their nail art, apparently favoured because it exposes all five figernails at once.
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b) pay your taxes on time if you dont want the negative consequences
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It's time to learn how to nail your numbers, definition b), if you hope to flap your own wings some day.
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2) (nail failer) An amateur nail artist who usually makes bad nail art.
2) (nail failer) An amateur nail artist who usually makes bad nail art.
1) Damn Melanie, did a lizard take a shit on your nails? What a nail fail!
2) Sara, your nails fucking suck balls. You are such a nail failer, just do my eyes a favor and stop making nail art.
2) Sara, your nails fucking suck balls. You are such a nail failer, just do my eyes a favor and stop making nail art.
by Ifailedatlife December 20, 2015
Get the nail fail mug.A Mongolian game where a rubber ball is covered in nails, and tossed like a combination of Hot Potato and dodgeball. The nails are usually covered in feces to enhance the effect.
Dude, what happened?
I played nail ball with Jerry and Kyle.
That's fucked, dude. You look like a blown apart ham sandwich.
I know. Just call the ambulance.
I played nail ball with Jerry and Kyle.
That's fucked, dude. You look like a blown apart ham sandwich.
I know. Just call the ambulance.
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