20 minute guitar solo

When a guy and gal have been having sex for 20 minutes but the rhythm has not changed, and it is doing absolutely nothing for the gal.

Man- "Wow! That was a long one!"
Woman-" Yeah, like a 20 minute guitar solo."

by wifeofashlong February 27, 2019

Kitten mitten

When a tv show isn’t interesting enough to sustain your full attention, so you do another activity while watching the show, but that’s also not interesting enough to pull you away from the show because you are somewhat invested in watching it.

Don’t ask me about the plot. The show was a total kitten mitten for me.

by RPalmzy July 6, 2020

15 minutes

15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance if you switch to Geico

Person 1: Hey so how are you today?
The Gecko: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance if you switch to Geico

by armageddon ham September 15, 2020

Mary Jane Minute

The extended period of time it take a pot head to get anything done.

Susan told me she would be here in five minutes, but that was a half hour ago. She must have meant Mary Jane Minutes.

by mrbearsh August 27, 2009

gimme a minute

When you need a minute to coplete a task

Gimme a minute Tom I'm wiping my ass

by Your pants May 12, 2016

White Woman Minute

The split second it takes for a Karen, Becky, or Susan to ask for a manager or call the cops.

"Boy, you best stay away from Whole Foods dressed like that or you'll have Karen on your ass in a white woman minute!"

by SooshLover July 23, 2020

The Soldiers Minute

The soldier’s minute: In a battle, that’s all you get. One minute of everything at once. And anything before is nothing. Everything after: nothing. Nothing in comparison to that one minute.

The Soldiers Minute, you can never look back, but must look forward.

by TheRussian47 April 25, 2022