upside down pretzel machine

when you fuck yo girl upside down with her legs crossed, thus making it look like a pretzel .

Dude last night I gave my girl and upside down pretzel machine. She loved it.

upside down pretzel machine by a;lsdkjf June 11, 2008

Glitter Machine 

Machine that shoots glitter everywhere

My friends threw a party and I got got in a glitter machine.

Glitter Machine by Kimba123456789 August 6, 2010

washing machine dick 

When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once

I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!

washing machine dick by Demon of Nature June 10, 2017

Arkansas Warshing Machine 

A flushing commode. A toilet.

Lem got Cora Pearl a Arkansas Warshing Machine. After warshing the socks an' draws in it, Cora Pearl trips the lever and gets a whole new pot o' fresh warter.

Arkansas Warshing Machine by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Arcade Machine 

A large electronic box that steals all your money. Very hard

"Hey Man you wanna go to the movies?"

"After i beat this level"

*2 hours later*

"I just spent $200 but i finally beat this level"

Arcade Machine by JSZ May 22, 2005

piss machine 

when one is drunk and urinates alot more than usual

my golly gosh I'm a complete piss machine after I've had a few pints.

piss machine by bush baby May 17, 2006

Coke Machine 

A woman who use to be shaped like a coke bottle, but 20 years later is fat and out of shape.

Derrius that girl is fine bro, got that coke bottle shape. Yea she good looking now but in 20 years and 25 pounds later she will look like a Coke Machine.

Coke Machine by Dmoney2499 October 22, 2010