buck laser

when your father fries your gaped asshole to a crisp with a magnifying glass and sunlight

andrews got a D- in history so his dad tied him up and gave him a mean buck laser out back

by chdhf January 4, 2017

Chocolate Laser

When you can shit through the eye of a needle, a projectile shit that’s very thin

I had a mean balti last night, I had a chocolate laser straight after. My ring piece was killing

by ThePornStarChild October 6, 2019

Collared Liberal

A phrase used by the Alt-right to describe a person who refuses to give up leftist politics no matter how absurd or personally damaging.

"Karen is such a collared liberal. She disowned her son because he bought a gun."

by Slanger Wizard June 10, 2020

Sports Liberal

A LeBron supporter who disresgards understanding the basis and goal of sports.

Jacob is a Sports Liberal

by Mandingos Mudflapage May 25, 2021

Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.

My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021

Mexican laser tag

When one flicks a cigarette butt at another in attempt to hit them

Zack- “you ever play Mexican laser tag?” *flicks cig at tow truck driver”

by Tabber September 1, 2021

Animal Liberation Flag

A Black, White, and Green way for vegans to tell you they're vegan without even opening their mouths.

my vegan friend: We must end the oppressive ideologies and practices of speciesism and carnism!

me: We know, Karla, we saw your Animal Liberation Flag patch

by shumwaycatlover September 4, 2022