Cringe Level 100

Send a hitch to a school dude (I never talked to him) as a challenge and at the end of everything having to go through school and pretend that nothing happened

Girl: you want to go out with me (it's a challenge).

Boy: haha
Cringe level 100

by Améliazinhaaa May 09, 2021

Next level haram

Disrespecting a white man is forbidden or proscribed by Islamic law.

"How dare you speak to me, that's next level haram"

by Gods word May 23, 2024

checking the oil level

Putting your finger in a woman's vagina to see if she is wet

I was checking the oil level on lisa lastnight it was a little low

by Holsackak November 26, 2015

Threat level menace

An absolute thunder cunt who holds a Thanos level destruction power

Don't cross Marta, she's a threat level menace

by acbd12345 January 06, 2023

Perc Level

A unit of measurement used for determining the high level of a perc 30 user.

"man I was so high off that perc 30 last night. My perc level was over 2000"

by Treetoadbitter May 23, 2023

The 4th level of disguise

He either forgot one or he deliberately withheld it so if he won't tell you... I will.

Hym "The 4th level of disguise is this... I am."

Iam "Huh?"

Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."

Iam "What?"

Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."

Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."

Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."

Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"

Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."

Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."

Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"

Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"

Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"

Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"

Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"

Iam *Sigh* "Alright."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Okay son, can you please stop smoking pure colombian heroin?

by kisuuuuuu January 02, 2024