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V.I.P.

Q: Who decides that a person is important enough to use the V.I.P. lounge at Heathrow airport and what are the criteria?
A: Nope, V.I.P. stands for “Very Impolite Person”.
by quan cao tien July 5, 2010
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iPirate

iPirate is one who downloads ever signle song, in every single album, by every single artist and puts it into his/her iPod, they then proceed to sell this ipod on eBay advertising it as 'FILLED IPOD MARKETTING STUFF HERE'. iPirate's are people who fight for our god given right for p2p! iPirate is not a hurtful term.
'Dude, shadow555nmn55 is such an iPirate, hes killing his ISP!.'
by vLx October 24, 2006
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iPhone

A brick with a touch screen that claims it's a phone even though we all know everyone uses it for anything but calling people,
includes braindead games, listening to music, watching youtube videos, and taking pictures, because that's what phones were made
for.
iPhone Fanboy: LOLz OMGsh did u see the new iPhone? i got it and i play all da gamesh all day!
Normal Guy: ...You realize that anything you can do on the iPhone you can do on other devices like a computer or camera?
iPhone Fanboy: ur jusht jealous cuz u dont have 1!
by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere August 31, 2013
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iPod

Expensive mp3 player designed by Apple.

Apple has conspired a master plan to ensure you pay the most possible for one of these nifty music boxes. But their plan doesn't stop at just at the main product, it goes on to all the carrying cases, the iPod docking stations, the FM radio attachments and the horrible program, iTunes.
Stan: Hey man, can i see your iPod?
Joe: Dude, with all the money I put into this thing I'm not letting anyone touch it, not even me. It's locked in a safe in my basement with all its assesories I bought for it.
by benormous June 11, 2006
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ipod linux

A Linux OS for the iPod. Enables old grayscale iPods to play video, and have more games. The real beauty of ipod linux is that it enables you to create your own apps for the iPod that the apple firmware doesnt let you do.
I got my crappy third generation iPod to play videos thanks to ipod linux!
by davemeistro February 11, 2006
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iPhone 4

The iPhone 4 apparently: "Changes Everything Again". It features many things that phones (if you are Steve Jobs) have been un able to do before like calls, texts, web browsing and video. It even has totally new technology called "Face Time" which is not to be confused with video or conference calls as that never really took off.
Some Guy: Hey is that the iPhone 4?

Mac Fanboy: Yes, it''s got all sorts of cool new features and it's really easy to use.

Some Guy: Well I hope your iPad won't feel left out or redundant.
by Sir Meh September 19, 2010
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iPod Touch

The most amazing thing in the world next to the iPhone

you can browse the internet, listen to music, watch videos, view maps (i think) and all while bragging about it to your friends.
iPod nano+iPhone-camera-phone function+robber target=iPod Touch
by iLIKEipods July 3, 2010
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