internet speech

see also text talk.

A form of speech popularized by teens and young adults who spend too much time on the internet. This is similar to text talk, however shortened phrases and words commonly used on forums, email, and social media are being said out loud in regular speech. Most commonly referred as an online form of speech, where it only happens in text form when on the internet, but that's not always the case.
I spoke in internet speech to my friends, and they could barely understand me.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
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internet ambien

Bro 1: I couldn't sleep last night so I took some internet Ambien and fell right to sleep.
Bro 2: same bro you hit up PH?
Bro 1: of course got that premium 👌👌👌
by SekcWelds April 24, 2017
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Internet Hole

The black hole that is the internet - devourer of time. Tim Berners-Lee's final and greatest attack on the productivity of all humanity.
I fell into an Internet hole, and when I got out, I had missed brunch. fml.
by fid March 21, 2012
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Internet Birthday

the date you enter into websites as your birthday for marketing purposes and identity-theft protection
Hey buddy, the internet doesn't need to know your real birthday - tell it your Internet Birthday, April Fools Day 1970.
by hurlyburly2 April 01, 2009
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internet arm

a dead arm caused by constant pressure to the auxillary nerve through hours of net surfing or msn/yahoo chat
Jo..I was online so long last night im going to get internet arm for 3 weeks now grrr
by CustardMonkey June 21, 2009
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Baron of Internets

One who controls or otherwise shows dominance over one or more Internets or web sites.
Yeah, I heard the Baron of Internets beat the internet. He said the end guy was hard.
by The Baron of Internets March 05, 2005
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Internet Amnesia

That moment when you open a new tab and are about to do something - then you totally forget what you were doing.
Person 1: I was mindlessly wasting my life away on Tumblr so I decided to open a new tab and OH SHIT WHAT THE F*CK was I going to do.

Person 2: Shit, you must have internet amnesia.
by ToeKneeAhn March 31, 2011
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