Sphincter Soup

You leave some alphabet soup on the stove to heat up as you bend your partner over the armrest of a couch, you then pry their butthole open very wide and use something to keep it open. Once the soup is piping hot you take it and pour it inside of their dark abyss, causing an excruciatingly painful burning sensation that will leave them(me) squirming, writhing and groaning in pain or maybe even pleasure if they're anything like me. ;) Then you put ice cubes in the burning hot soup to cool it down faster, which in turn causes a painful contrast between the heat and the cold. After it cools some down you indulge on the delicious but slightly poopy vegetables and alphabet noodles, you slowly scrape up the side with the spoon making their sphincter quiver. Once you've got all the goods out you butt chug the rest of the poopy juice and they quickly run to the bathroom before the remainder of the poopy soup spills out of them all over the floor.

Chill bro: I can't wait to butt chug some sphincter soup out of your fart box later.
Non-Chill sista: Can't we just do something normal for once? I think I'm infertile after you did that upside down salsa thing on me.

by largescaleterroristattack69420 May 5, 2023

tater soup

slang for sucking dick right after eating a bowl of hot potato soup

I'm bouta tater soup Sean!

by RizuSnek November 19, 2019

sinus soup

When a male blasts his mansauce in a female nostril and she spits the Lougee in a shot glass then drinks it.

“Holy fuck bro, after she got Done twistin my noodle…I was scared cause she just Drank it like it was sinus soup”

by Imfuckinhard July 2, 2021

Soup Strainer

A man's mustache.

Oh, I see you've grown a soup strainer.

by Spinroyd March 18, 2014

Gouch Soup

Having So Much Sweat In The Taint Region You Make Slimy Soup

"I was playing baseball when I looked down to realize I was brewing some mad Gouch Soup"

by pucnpucnh March 22, 2017

cooter soup

Is when a man jizzes(cums) in a woman, then goes down to eat her cooter (pussy). This can also be called Clam Chowder.

I can't wait to eat that cooter soup!

by Ms_B918 May 29, 2017

Soup dragon

Amongst girlfriends that share a guy, she is the oldest. Tons of experience. Had him first, probably has intimate, expert knowledge that she will not share. Often jealous of those who conquer him following her. Washed up and lives in the past. A total slut.

Jennifer knows Larry from the nineties, she’s his soup dragon

by Enirroc ydraf September 3, 2021