Dutch Mexican

Sexual act where in the female is anally penetrated while simultaneously the clitoris is stimulated with a windmilling clock wise motion usually accompanied by pulling of the hair to maintain control of partner.

She agreed to a second date after I gave her a Dutch Mexican.

by 68whiskey September 16, 2018

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dutch diver

A Dutch diver is a person who dives under the covers to "enter the Dutch Oven" to get the full effect.

If I knew earlier that she was a Dutch Diver, I would have had another bowl of chili!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

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Dutch Shuffle

When a higher paid colleague who is responsible for a project to be delivered on Friday decides leave all of the work until Thursday afternoon then takes the Friday off,

leaving a subordinate to do the work or face the wrath of the boss.

Boss “Hey, do you have the project finished, it’s Thursday afternoon already”
Middle Manager “No, but it will be finished by the deadline tomorrow”
Boss “Great, see you tomorrow then”
Middle Manager “no, I’m off til Monday, so and so has it covered”
Boss “you there in the cheap seats, my office”
Lower paid workers “oh no!
He’s done a Dutch Shuffle!”

by Rufus Abadgers March 25, 2022

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Royal Dutch

The combination of a Dutch rudder and a posh wank...

I'm meeting Dave for a royal dutch tonight

by Damonicus December 13, 2017

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Daily Dutching

Basic:
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.

Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.

Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching

Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching

E.g. 1
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?

Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...

E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching

Wife: Me neither

Husband: Oh shit..

by Linguistical! July 7, 2011

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