by The Adventurer January 18, 2004
Get the Goblin Kingmug. A goblin who jumps out of the bushes and mugs you at night. He may try to get some pussy while hes at it.
"I was walking home, and a bush goblin jumped out and took my shit. He may have raped me a little. I guess I was asking for it."
by Abbottbeast March 20, 2010
Get the Bush Goblinmug. by Lydiaisfit February 26, 2019
Get the cheese smuggling goblinmug. a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
by Überschwanz July 20, 2008
Get the green light goblinmug. by Miickee June 17, 2018
Get the Loot goblinmug. a coward that drinks water excessively to compensate for their lifelessness; also a snitch that confines theirself away from society for obvious reasons.
that guy: what's poppin off with yur bitch ass?
water-goblin: ummmmmm, sippin on this H2O.
that guy: why you showin out?
water-goblin: stayin safe, you know how it is.
that guy: hit it up when you stop actin a water
-goblin.
water-goblin: ummmmmm, sippin on this H2O.
that guy: why you showin out?
water-goblin: stayin safe, you know how it is.
that guy: hit it up when you stop actin a water
-goblin.
by A- Killa Thrilla September 7, 2007
Get the water-goblinmug. This mythical creature is a hobnob muncher and will consume any brand of hobnob. He can get his crumbly hands on the delicious hobnob within seconds while in the vicinity of any Sainsbury’s. If you come between him and his hobnobs, prepare to get nibbled and possibly raped.
by hobnoblover23 March 4, 2019
Get the the illusive hobnob goblinmug.