goat status 

Greatest of all time or the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase goat status is very relaxed, never goes out of style.

Those shoes are goat status

Michael Jordan is goat status

goat status by Zitley June 2, 2018

goat pig 

A Goat Pig is a ugly Bitch, fat looks like shit... Every pub or night club has its goat pigs, often with there fat tits hanging out.

"Mate, did you see that goat pig, what a fucking state"

"Fuck off you goat pig"

"Take your face for a shit you goat pig!"

goat pig by whatafuckinghero February 28, 2007

goat cheese 

Derived from "fo sheeze" when it was misheard.

"Goat cheese, I'll be going to the party tonight."

goat cheese by trev24 October 25, 2003

Goat Skin 

A drunken deliberant ass with an unusual ability to words shaved into it's back hair. aka complete idiot

Goat Skin is an idiot. Go Cats!!

Goat Skin by chedder chease December 3, 2003

Goat Whisperer 

An act of nudity, usually performed in change room showers, where one person bends over, clamping their sack between their legs, so that both anus and scrotum are clearly visible. Demonstrated by seniors at the expense of juniors.

Man, Stuart is totally Goat Whisperer ing me! AHHHH!

Goat Whisperer by MEEEEE!!!!! May 6, 2010

Goat Meaning 

"Goat Meaning" is not an existing thing but a result of Neglected brain-matter
"Goat" being defined but within a search engine that does not require any additional identifiers

thus "Meaning" is added and a fool is made of you and your stupidity shared w all ,:/

Wanna take a ride in the Goat Meaning?

Goat Meaning by Lodes September 4, 2016

goat-rundown 

When you're caught with you're pants down for X reason and a goat tries to bang you.

specific scenario for the term "goated"

person1: dude, did you hear wat happened to allen?

person2: no, what?

person1: he went to go pee in some bushes and got a
goat-rundown.

person2: no way! rotflmij8ywtrh!

Allen: shut up.

goat-rundown by AngelCalifornia October 23, 2006