God 

Obviously, this is an impossible word to define. It has no boundaries and God is Infinity (<-no boundaries).

By being infinite, God is everywhere and no where, everything and nothing. God is our very self. God is not an exact person, though, we generally use the third person singular male pronouns (He, Him, His, and the label Father) because that is the common practice where most of our readers live.

Person 1: Oh my god! There's God!

Person 2: What? God isn't a person.

God by xXkuroXkageXninjaXx October 17, 2008

god 

A supernatural, female entity often mistaken by major religions as being male.

Let us thank God for all which She has bestowed upon us. In the name of the Mother, the Daughter and the Holy Spirit. Ah-women.

god by tu sabes quien soy August 17, 2009

God 

God is the Father and creator of all. It is in Him that we have life and breathe. We have all been disconnected from Him because of sin. The sin that we choose to do. The GOOD NEWS is that we can reconnect with HIm through His Son, Jesus Christ, who died on the cross for our sins. It is only through the Son that we can reconnect. We all fall short of the glory of God. We think He is a monster, a fake, a heartless imaginary man that we are all supposed to be afraid of; UNTIL we learn that God is not about hell, fire, and brimstone. God is love, truth, and everything that is NOT evil. We are supposed to have a personal relationship with God, the ONLY way to get to know anyone, is by initiating a RELATIONSHIP with that person. Before putting God on the chopping block, have you ever just tried (FOR REAL) to get to know Him? I'm sure He would love to meet you. God bless :)

There is no growth without change, no change without fear or loss, and no loss without pain.

"If you continue in my word, then you are my disciples indeed; and you shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free" John 8:31-32 (KJV)

God is my fortress, in Him I am secure.

God by Amen for Christ October 4, 2010

god 

god supposedly created us and everything in the universe.

if god is truly all loving and merciful he must not be perfect. for example god can't be every where at the same time. the history of civilization has for the most part been the march of time knee deep in blood and killed humans. god could have had to go to another part of the universe to start a new science project and leave this one. or maybe to fight evil or some other shit that was of grave importance. however god tunes in to planet earth from time to time and does give us some nice things like the music of mozart, bossa nova music and dance, me:mo and other idm/alpha wave music artists, nice days with puffy white clouds in the sky, dusk and dawn,pictures and videos of foreign naked, LEGAL young women on met-art(et al) to jerk off to, and the like.

god by emotional_invalid January 27, 2009

god 

Multiple Choice Time!!

a) nonexistant
b) all-powerful madman who answers to no one and runs the universe
c) very weak being who exists but may or may not have any power at all
d) extremely bored deity who made humanity and is now ignoring it
e) just, forgiving, wise, peaceful, perfect ruler of the universe and savior of humankind
*f) all of the above*

various forms of god:
a) i'm atheistic
b) i'm anti-religion
c) i'm a satanist
d) i'm agnostic
e) i'm a christian
*f) i'm confused*

god by ConflictedChica-ShockingHuh? April 25, 2009

God 

Imaginary Buddy

P: He doesn't exist, Bobby!

B: He does too! I'll prove it! There's this thing called the Pascal's wager...

P: Get a hold of yourself, son! (shakes) Pascal's wager just says that it is safer to believe in Him than not! It doesn't prove it, God damn you!

B: But, but... you're wrong...

P: Shut up, Bobby! (slaps) Just shut it! (slaps repeatedly)
Oh, God Help Us... (weeps)

God by QuickerLiquor April 18, 2010

God 

God is the most awesomest person ever to live. He died for us, without him we wouldnt be on the lovely earth we are today. He is like a seed, we are planting the seed. we cant just throw him down and exspect him to grow. we have to plant him in our hearts and cherrish him. we need respect for him and we cant just act nice in chuch we have to be like this everywhere. That is who god is:) my lord and savior.

God is the reason we live.

God by kenzie morgan July 21, 2010