goat pull

It’s when a man tucks his junk between his legs and and attaches a rope to his balls pull things

Hey Vern, can you goat pull me to the store?

by 240HazMat February 6, 2019

Goat world

A place where horny virgins talk about their fantasies of getting boned by 2 or more goats at a time.

Ayo I’m getting on Goat World, Aj will definitely be on, he’s wants that goat milk

by Nopick513 January 19, 2022

Retarted goat

A drunk Asian that goes to their friends bar mitzvah and gets high off of of chlorine and sleeps with their uncle a week later

Retarted goats are one of a kind

by Pop not soda September 1, 2017

Rafa The Goat

the greatest of all time youtuber. Call him a mailman because be never fails to deliver. His mindset is next level.

Person 1: Yooooo im so fucking bored at home. I dont have anything to do.

Person 2: Haha you need to watch Rafa The Goat. He’s just the best.

Person 3: Yoooo you watch Rafa The Goat too? Hes the better than Kendrix !

by realniggafrfr March 27, 2020

Goat Gored

To be severely injured by a goat.

jeffrey shouldn't have climbed that mountain, he got goat gored pretty good.

by Judicium May 22, 2015

stress goat

To fall over in paralyzed panic like a fainting goat.

Whenever Mat Frenz walks into a room, I totally stress goat.

by gryphoness February 12, 2015

The Sleepy Goat

A variation of the goat where the man is either laying in the fetal position or flat on his stomach, cock and balls tucked back between his thighs, resembling a sleepy goat face.

Pat really needs to start wearing pants to bed, everytime I walk through the room it's like an ugly ass goat is just staring me down!

Her: send me a dick pic

Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019

Her:

Him: hits her with the sleepy goat

Her: *sploosh*

by MaDMeMeS February 14, 2019