First Index

1--A pit of torturous hell, unending shit of Boiling gaseous fumes.
2-- A violent end with no future in sight.

I would rather have uncontrollable diarrhea and drink a bucket of AIDS, then work at First Index!

by Joe Lyons July 10, 2003

frusteritido

The English departments failure to recognize and understand words

Jeez, frusteritido made me lose 59 points off of my English Paper and now I need to redo it to get them back.

by Kieran Mc. June 17, 2008

First try, no warm up

Doing something on the very first attempt without preparation ahead of time.

Dude I blasted that video game, ollied a 3-stair, and made pancakes this morning first try, no warm up mofo!

by Redd Matrixx June 26, 2008

first attatchment

First attachment is the very first person u get attached to basically (a first love ) but females don't claim them for how terrible they did them

He was my first attatchment

by Fuckingbadhoes450 March 30, 2017

first amendment auditor

Someone with no time on her hands, and no job that wants to annoy people

I am a first amendment auditor. And I have nothing better to do.

by Obamagame June 30, 2023

anti first law

When you get to a picture with no comments, instead of saying 'first', you say -anti first law- to prevent others from saying 'first'.

Comments:

Russell Derpson: ‎-anti first law-
10 seconds ago

Moin McDerp: first!
8 seconds ago

Moin McDerp: dammit
2 seconds ago

by Rage Guy April 8, 2012

FDS (First Dick Syndrome)

When a girl gets dick whipped and can't think about any other dick.

Yo, Rachel is back with her ex?? Even though he cheated on her?? Yes, bit she suffers from FDS (First Dick Syndrome)

by Tylg2999 October 1, 2017