by Pkdex September 5, 2022
Get the Devil Fruitmug. Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...
Later
Me: Let’s eat!
Cuts fruit
Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!
Later
Me: Let’s eat!
Cuts fruit
Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!
by The know it all from school June 16, 2018
Get the Dragon Fruitmug. A game played during partis where, a bowl of fruit is marinated in alcoholic beverages and then people bite half of the fruit and the next person that bites it gets to make out with them.
by ak02134 September 3, 2006
Get the share the fruitmug. by Backspace Slayer March 7, 2017
Get the fruit parkmug. A bald fellow, or a fellow content to go bareheaded. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.
Baldy Kojak is quite the fruit head!
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Tom, William, Harun, Hayden, Hamilton, Harvey, Jason, Kevin, David, Greg, Fargo, Theo, Uriah, Lincoln, Herman and Harold are all fruit heads; none of them ever wear a hat in winter, no matter how cold it is.
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Tom, William, Harun, Hayden, Hamilton, Harvey, Jason, Kevin, David, Greg, Fargo, Theo, Uriah, Lincoln, Herman and Harold are all fruit heads; none of them ever wear a hat in winter, no matter how cold it is.
by JMC70 June 5, 2021
Get the fruit headmug. “Katie is always chilling with the gay kids, is she a lesbian?”
“Nah she just a fruit fly her and John have been dating for weeks
“Nah she just a fruit fly her and John have been dating for weeks
by Oliver Smith July 23, 2019
Get the fruit flymug. A lesbian's pussy.
by Oneironauts March 19, 2014
Get the Fruit Cakemug.