Floridian Threesome

When you have a threesome with a guy and an alligator.

“I just had a Floridian Threesome!”
“Dude what the fuck.”

by Spickee August 8, 2021

Floridaverse

A dimension of reality (and possibly a new branch of physics) so infinitely weird, that not only can any weird scenario you can imagine exist, mathematically, it must exist somewhere within the US state of Florida!

Dude, I think I just saw a monky, riding an alligator swinging a king cobra, but obviously, that can't exist.

In the FLORIDAVERSE, it can and must exist!

by Moe Fug Lee August 27, 2021

Florida

A derogatory adjective, hinting at an individual's stupidity or lack of sense

"Florida man fights crocodile and wins while masturbating and running away from the police simultaneously."
"Florida man donates 47 kidneys to local non-profit organisation"

by Cat in Quiche September 2, 2021

Florida Honeymoon

Describing a brief affair without benefit of marriage. Likely more appropriate to a more sexually conservative era.

“I wouldn’t think she would fuss with little details like getting married,” he said soberly. “A Florida honeymoon would be more in her line.” Raymond Chandler, The Lady in the Lake.

by Debboleh October 10, 2021

Florida

A place that's full of fucking idiots and ignorant people.

Wow, he's acting like an ignorant dumbass.
He must be from Florida.

by SnogOnMyHog November 2, 2021

Florida Mudslide

A Florida Mudslide is anal where the partner has a dirty rectum or a swamp ass straight from the Florida bayou.

Chapo: That girl looked pretty hot last night did you bang?

Gareth: It all went so well at first but she had a Florida Mudslide thing going on.

by GBlaidd November 5, 2021

Floridian spit

When you exchange saliva with a redneck and use it as lube to masturbate

Dude I did a naughty Floridian spit last night it felt so good

by Jenerkrn November 15, 2021