willing father

A small group of wierd guys that actually want a kid as opposed to being to forced to have one by a bitch.

John just didn't want to fuck but actually wanted the time and money wasting responsibility of having a smelly kid to raise.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003

Reverend Father

In the Catholic Church, you are supposed to call the Priest "Father" even though he most certainly is NOT a father since he is required to be celibate.

Do you have any NATURAL children, Reverend Father?

Of course not! Why would you wonder that?

by Noel Manson January 18, 2007

Mother Father Fucker

1. A Mother Father fucker is similar to a mother fucker. A mother fucker is someone who fucks your mother. A Mother father fucker is someone who not only fucks your mother but he fucks your father too. He may, or may not be Bisexual.

Shit! My mom and dad both have herpes! There must of been a mother father fucker loose!

by burning potato August 14, 2015

father fishbowl

one motherfucker of a fishbowl!

i don't think theyre ready for father fishbowl

by adam stalnaker November 7, 2005

Debra Fisher

A mysterious black rose;
Fragrance: Gardenias & Jasmine
Visual: Panther, sleek and glistening
Laugh: Haunting

As in: "rareest of jewels."

by Dragon December 12, 2003

john fisher

fucking little cunts who think theyre bad cause they smoke weed and think theyre on it but truthfully theyre all pussies and fucking wet, when they leave school theyll either be a fucking gay fraud boy who begs for sex or a postman

'what school does that boy go he thinks hes so cool lol'
' he goes john fisher the fucking gay catholic twat'

by modafukapussyboi June 2, 2019

Fatherless child

The act of someone having a lack of of a father

(guy1) yooo i support lgbtq+
(guy2) 👉🤡 another Fatherless child

by Dom Dickson August 8, 2021