Have you heard of Hephaestus the ugly af crippled af Fatherless Child. Hera was sick of Zeus cheating on her so she decided to have a kid all by her self just to spite him and...
... CRAZY BITCH IT WORKED!!!!!!!! But he was fugly so she threw him off a mountain causing him to go supersayain and fly up to Olympus to plow and fist her ass up to the elbow with a blacksmith's hammer. Moral of the story? THEES EEZ NOT FAKING SPARTA YE CUNT!
... CRAZY BITCH IT WORKED!!!!!!!! But he was fugly so she threw him off a mountain causing him to go supersayain and fly up to Olympus to plow and fist her ass up to the elbow with a blacksmith's hammer. Moral of the story? THEES EEZ NOT FAKING SPARTA YE CUNT!
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