Doingers

a slang term for breast or breasticles.

"whoah, look at those bitches doingers! they're just so juicy"

by old dusty hairy fart eater March 2, 2009

Doing a Haye

The pitiful attempt to cover up a person's lack of skill or inability to perform by blaming the outcome on a bruised finger or toe e.g. a swollen pinky

A reference to heavyweight boxer, David Haye, and his loss to Vladimir Klitschko.

Before the fight: "I'm gonna rip his head off and eat his brains!"

After the fight: "My little toe wasn't on my side for this fight. We were supposed to be a team. I've been let down by it and will be raising the issue with management in due course"

Are you doing a Haye? You have no shame!

by Benncm July 10, 2011

Doing a Wozza

Well used sentence in Worcester...

Someone Doing all the chop pretending they didn't know it was all that was left,
Top loading spliffs or pretending to forget to give it back

Doing a Wozza

Someone who assumes you've already had ur line and ends up somehow with two.

Accidentally having a 80 instead of a line

by A man with no chop left May 16, 2016

oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

Suddenly, Mini-Wheat is put on trial. It's accidental, but the judge is unaware. He sits in fear, nervous of what the judge will do- because of what he's done to the other people. It's 1945, so "Mini-Wheat Discrimination" has not been put into place yet. He is sentenced to immediate execution. No more Mini-Wheat, kids.

Judge: Next is Mini-Wheat.
Everyone: oh god mini wheat what are you doing at the nuremberg trials

by Mini-Wheat October 29, 2019

Doing?

Basically the short hand formed of "What are you Doing?" Can be used as a text, in person, on the phone, on Instant Messaging, basically anyway you want.

Guy to Friend at a bar: Doing?
Friend: Drinking, then going to hit on that girl over there.

by Nilosuperstar March 31, 2009

Doing'

Visiting or going to. Popular amongst the feminine population

Oh Jem, We're doing the gym tomorrow!

by Tom May 2, 2003

doing laundry

When Kate, Mrs. Laundry, gets together with Chris, Mr. Laundry, and they're non-responsive for several hours while her away message reads "Doing laundry, brb"

Liz and I tried to instant message Kate, but she was too busy doing laundry. I hope she remember her "fabric softener" and cleaned up the "detergent" afterwards.

by The ever-awesome Ryan March 1, 2005