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Chuck Dickens

Neither a bird, nor a chicken. Victim of many a birdnapping.
We were forced to sacrifice an arm and leg in order to get Chuck Dickens back from the bird nappers, but we still didn't know if he was a duck or a chicken.
by Chuck Dickins August 1, 2005
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dicked

You just got nailed by the police.
P Plate scum.
Hey man Pettett and Christie just dicked ( dikt) me. Don't go to Knox.
by . April 3, 2004
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dickbeard

a person who frequently uses "random" outside its traditional meaning to describe people or situations that are amusing in an odd way.
Did that dickbeard just use "random" as a noun? I'd like to punch him in the face.
by Kewpie Dan May 1, 2006
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Dicked On

To have the absolute shit kicked out of you
Jeff: Hey man whats with all the bruises.

David: I got "Dicked On" in a fight last night.

Jeff: That sucks man.
by ZStan September 1, 2009
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What the Dickens?

An exclamation, in a similar vein to "What the hell?". Derives from popular dead author and dead street fighter Charles Dickens.
Person 1: "While you were out I broke into your house and shat in your oven."

Person 2: "What the Dickens?!"

Person 1: "Ol.."
by kleptonin April 25, 2004
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Dicklet

Dicklet (noun) - "That text is a dicklet".

The term "dicklet" is used when a text which is not sex related sounds like it is referring to sex.
The term originates from a pokemon called Diglet. This is because the pokémon looks quite similar to a penis (also known as dick) and because it can burrow underground. (referring to the fact that the text may look harmless when quickly read, but when payed more attention has an erotic meaning).
Often texts which are "dicklets" are ones about construction, manuals or job interviews, but in essence every text can be a "dicklet"
Dicklet (noun) - "That text is a dicklet".

A text that could be seen as a dicklet:
"...put the jack into the hole on the back of the machine. When connection is still not established, the jack is connected wrongly. Re-insert the jack repetedly until connection is established..."

This small text extract from a manual can be referred to as a dicklet because when "jack" is replaced by "penis" the text gets a different meaning all together.
by Dicklet411 March 22, 2009
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Dicked Down

when you're a guy and your girl cheats on you with someone uglier than you or leaves you for someone uglier than you.
person #1: Oh my god...Ray Ray and Shelly broke up.

person #2: Yep. Ray Ray got dicked down by Shelly for Alex.

person #1: But Ray Ray so fine.

person #2: I know. Alex is nasty.
by Dr. Licks That July 24, 2009
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