carpet munching muff diver

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009

Carpenters assistant

to give someone fallatio while they operate a power tool

Patty gave joe one hell of a carpenters assistant last week

by Gootee Root October 13, 2011

carpet-bomb

to mount a destructive assault or opposition

They tried to carpet-bomb the senator for his alleged scheme but made no progress.

by The Return of Light Joker December 26, 2008

carpet jockey

A term used to describe those crazy arabs and their silly magical stories. (Aladdin.) You know, its funny how people make such a big friggin deal about minority racial slurs, but when Dave Chappelle or Nick Cannon goes on TV and makes fun of white people for a whole hour and calls it a television show, nobody says a friggin word. Therefore, this is not a 'derogatory' term.

Those goddam carpet jockeys should stop bombing INNOCENT people and learn to accept people's differences. Maybe then we wouldn't think so lowly of them.

by REASON AND LOGIC August 25, 2006

cape girls

cape cod girls are too fat from drinking too much beer and are really annoying

the senior chicks at barnstable high school

by your fat May 1, 2005

Carpet Bomb

When, in the process of pulling-out from vaginal intercourse, you get out just in time to blow your "bomb" all over the female's bush.

Rich - "Hey man, how'd it go last nite with that chick?"
Jim - "Dude, it was alright but I had a scare when I barely got out in time. I managed to Carpet Bomb her though."
Rich - "What a relief man, we don't need any Lil' Jimmys running around."

by suzlooky December 6, 2009

Carpe` Copuli

Carpe` Copuli-----Seize the Fuck.

As she ran out the door I heard sombody shout,"Carpe` Copuli!"

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004