counterfuck

to dodge a fly man or woman while in mid air, and happens to be naked, and perfectly lands on you in a sexual way.......

person a; currently flying through the air....naked, "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!"
person b; cunningly dodges "FUCK YOU, YOU JUST GOT COUNTERFUCKED"
person a; "FUCK YOU"

by nooby bot November 4, 2008

Counter Strike

A game where nerds play 24/7 and most voice chat sounds retarded and nerdy.

"counter strike has to many nerds"

"I know"

by Graalman August 28, 2006

Count Fapula

When you empty a full box of count chocula in to a womens ass hole then cum in her asshole like its milk, after that you have her shit it out and BAM you have ceareal with milk.

Dude I totally got Count Fapula from my girl last night.

by EuL0Gy December 17, 2008

count chocula

when a man/woman preforms fellatio on a fecal stick.

that bitch was so dirty... after i took a dump she went to the bathroom, grabbed my shit and pulled a count chocula!

by Erik K December 6, 2006

counter-culture

a cia mind control operation created with the help of nazis brought here after the war

the counter-culture is a massive psyop

by elmer fudd October 25, 2006

count

misproninciation of "cunt"

She been scratchin' her count.

by John R. December 9, 2003

Counter-Strike

A game that's the best fragger/strategic combination to date. Washed up 40 year olds like to trash it and say that Rainbow Six is better because they can't kill anybody. If you're so interested in realism, go join the military. The rest of us are going to play ***GAMES*** because they're ***GAMES***.

Hi, I'm an idiot that doesn't like Counter-Strike because I'm a snotty washed-up 40 year old, who needs to get laid.

by Infor Mation April 24, 2004