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Rent-a-cop 

The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.
God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.
Rent-a-cop by enfant terrible October 3, 2023
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brew room cop 

An older coworker, normally a bit of a hipster, tries to define rules for conversation and behaviour in the brew room.
Also known to drag out work tasks, in order to remind people they are important.
His such a “brew room cop” we can’t even have a laugh if his in the room.
brew room cop by Sidchrome November 12, 2023
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Rent-a-cop 

A derogatory term for security officers favored by juvenile delinquents, vagrants and imbeciles who can't distinguish between police officers and security officers.

People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
Angry, stuck-up princess: "Waa! That rent-a-cop made me stop, show a form of ID, sign in the guest log and made me wait one minute to check his list to VERIFY that I was actually on it! He's supposed to be stupid and take my word for everything! Waa!
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
Rent-a-cop by Magnus75 November 30, 2024

racist crooked cop 

a cop who abuses the rights of minorities
Denise: carl is a racist crooked cop
Nate: I know he said he likes to pick up blacks on friday so they cant see a judge until monday so they have to sit there the entire weekend

other examples of carl's racial crookedness includes planting crack cocaine on minorities and always clearing all warrants of minorities

Paid to park cop 

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.
“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier
Paid to park cop by D1CKNB@LLS July 26, 2024

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone 

When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Woah dude, Megamind 2 was totally in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone.

Custody-by-Cop 

The American practice of circumventing due process rights and constitutional guarantees to life and liberty by using typically fake domestic violence claims against a partner to secure children in a stalemate developed by neither party voluntarily willing to move out of a home or use the court process to decide custody issues.
Flummuxed by the reality their child was raised from birth by a stay at home dad, the mother crafted a custody-by-cop plan to call police faking violence towards her which resulted in the father being arrested and prohibited from returning to the home later.
Custody-by-Cop by Hedonist2025 August 20, 2025