El Cajon Surprise

When you pick up a hooker in El Cajon, you are treated to the delight of her swamp ass caused by the horrific humidity.

I had some fun last night 'til the last hooker gave me an El Cajon Surprise.

by HairyCola July 15, 2011

Cojo

Cojo, the word that means many things, it seems as if the word has grown on us and gotten us through the hardest of times, and has made us laugh at the best. Cojo has made a worldwide contribution, even in Africa, where people cuss at mosquitoes using the word cojo, and Dick Cheney for when he shot that old man, the first word he said was, none other than cojo. When Oprah sharted in her pants on live television during Dr. Phil’s live masturbation at his segment on little girls, she said cojo. So as you can see, the word cojo has been around all through time, and shall always be with us, until the end.

But cojo basically means cool or awesome.

Matt: Oh dude, today was so cojo.
Bob: Def, cojo.
Lily: Cojo indeed.

by MattBobLily November 3, 2008

coconut

1. an african-american -- source, any Chicago cop

2. someone of any race with a very large head, or

3. his head

4. Coconuts= big balls, courage.

"Look at the coconut on that coconut."

"Dude you got coconuts."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

Coconutty

adj. - being nutty to extreme proportions. Acting silly or crazy, but in a fun way.

Derived from coconut, a large fruit
and nutty, meaning a little psycho.

Example #1:
Look at Jeryl over there spitting milk out of her nose, man she is coconutty!

by Gorillafaceoff October 6, 2011

Colon Glove

portion of the colon that may stick to the penis as one pulls out. May resemble a small tail.

Looks like your fingers when you take a latex glove off....: He was so deep in her ass, the colon glove looked like a tail hanging from her ass when he pulled out.

by Sarber June 24, 2008

colon roach

A person who licks/eats ass.

The boy scout leader was a colon roach.

by Turtledude October 19, 2008

Colon Demon

A way of describing a massively terrible bowel movement and/or constipation.

Also synonymous with "Alcohol Shits"

I was in the bathroom for half an hour with "colon demons"

I have a terrible case of "colon demons", I can't wait to get home.

After the party last night I suffered from a bad case of "colon demons"

by DaschsMeister March 25, 2010