Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.

Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."

by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016

snooty chester

The act of sneezing into a persons asshole followed by that person farting the mucous onto a penis and using it as lubricant for a hand job.

Uncle Remus was so pleased to receive a snooty Chester on his birthday.

by UncleRemusss July 13, 2017

ellie chester

Ellie is a queen. she's perfect and beautiful. everyone loves her. But she's a big Bitch You can't trust her. She's a total rebel doesn't care what she says to people. Hates practically everyone. Would kill you if you annoyed her. She's a party girl. She's fit. Has so many best friends such as Becca kone and Alex curran

Ellie chester is a tramp

by Hdjsjnwsm July 12, 2017

Dick Cheater

A guy who cheats on his woman, typically with somebody else who has a penis.

Man, Jake is a dick cheater!

by _jakedasnake June 4, 2018

Faithful Cheater

A happily married person who is faithful to two lovers.

He's such a faithful cheater, he takes turns.

by Copycat Ripoff July 19, 2018

Suit-Cheezer

Somebody who always wears a suit to flex everywhere he goes.
Work, Gym etc.

*At the BBQ*
Larry: 'Why the fuck is Max wearing a suit?'
Garry: 'Oh he is so a Suit-Cheezer'

by sad_programmer September 5, 2018

suit cheeser

It is a person who always wears a suit. To every event, no matter of the dresscode.
Like a cheeser, he is always wearing it.

He also likes to shove massive tools and objects up his bum.

*at bbq*
Oh damn Max is so a suit cheeser

by sad_programmer September 6, 2018