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the coochina cave

a specific nest or den built in ones closet out of pillows and blankets used specifally to penatrate or insert a dildo or penis into one or more holes such as, one of two openings in the coochina, or another hole in which the penatration material is wetted to the point of no return the dildo or penis will not emerge from the coochina for 500 years. the coochina bearring human will scream in both agony and everlasting pleasure. under the right circumstances, the dog will enter the cave and create a powerful and shrill burst of noise that will send 42.57 humans into a state of inteanse arousal. they will make their way towards the coochina cave to partake in a massive orgy.
"oh did u here about the time me and my gramma shook the earth from our coochina cave? it was great!"

"oh whats the coochina cave?"

"its a nest where we penatrate in the closet"1

"really? maybe me and u can rebuild that cave and have some fun tonight!"

"nahh, id love to hun, but there's a lot of paperwork u have to fill out before we can hipnotize all those people. plus u dont want me inside u for five hundred years."
by maxorcist May 25, 2025
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cave grebo

a grunger or fan of rock or metal that lives in caves, underground or lives like a hobo
my mates a cave grebo, he lives in under my house.
by Tom Downs May 24, 2006
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Cave Warrior

A racial slur referring to people of Arabic origin or ancestry. The term is derived from the likes of Osama Bin-Laden who are stereotyped for living in caves.
Ramiro: This place is infested with cave warriors

Ivan: They can hear you you know!

Ramiro: What are the chances of them knowing what cave warrior means.
by jonesy-boy-live December 25, 2010
mugGet the Cave Warriormug.

Taste Cave

Get this cake in yer taste cave!
by Ignotis November 12, 2013
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suck cave

When she sucking yo cock and only her head is underneath the blanket
"Get in the suck cave bitchhhhhhhh"
by Dgsisrealwiththisone April 23, 2018
mugGet the suck cavemug.

Cameron caves

extreamly awesomeness guy. He'll make you laugh so hard you cry. super tall, blonde hair, and blue eyes that you get lost in when you look at him. he can be your best friend. But don't fall for a cameron caves, becuase he'll always have a crush on someone other than you.
Haley: woah, did you see that guy?

Jess:oh, you mean that cameron caves? don't waste your time :P
by <3theatre May 24, 2011
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