Skip to main content
To have an act preformed on you that is the best you have ever had therefore making all other experiences inferior in the future.
"Man she really burgled my balls last night, I don't know how anyone could do that better than her".
burgled by nater6069 November 20, 2011
Related Words

arse burgers 

An exclamation of annoyance at a situation or person.
"Eric, you utter arse burger!"
- Eric Feeble's boss (Stressed Eric) -
arse burgers by R1 April 10, 2003

turd burglar

'Hey, look at that turd burglar over there.'
turd burglar by therondi92 March 8, 2009

cunt burglar

1. A boyfriend who takes up all of your friend's time, making it impossible for the two you to hang out.

2. Another guy who steals your girlfriend.
1. Susan and I used to hang out every weekend but that cunt burglar, Phil is taking all her time.

2. friend: Hey, Phil where's Susan?
phil: Gary got her.
friend: Argh that cunt burglar!

cunt burglar by fivesixace May 26, 2008

turd burglar

When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.
Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell
turd burglar by Russian86 February 3, 2008

fred fred burger 

A name for an inactive user who signs up for something (commonly a forum or oekaki) and never logs on or posts anything.
My forum is full of fred fred burgers.
fred fred burger by Dark Rukario November 14, 2007