funny bone

the elbow(origin unknown)

Ouch, I just hit my funny bone.

by Light Joker November 12, 2004

Insta-bone

What I get when I see Nicole Kidman on TV

I pop an Insta-bone whenever I watch Eyes Wide Shut

by Dave December 17, 2003

bone of contention

An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.

John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch

by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006

bone and disown

Another way of saying "fuck and chuck" meaning to have sex with your boy/girlfriend and then break up with them.

Tyler boned and disowned Shanna.

by GhettoBootay July 24, 2005

Bone Phone

When someone has your cock near their mouth you call it your "Bone Phone" and they are answering it for you.

While your down their can you answer my Bone Phone, it's calling.

by CableBob October 22, 2008

bone diddlies

a term used by Farva in Super Troopers. just a stupid name

sup bone diddlies, whats happening

by highvoltage81-andrew May 28, 2006

D-bone

named after performing doggy style sex for a girl, finishing on her lower back (bare skin or t-shirt), gathering the finishings into either hand and gently slapping the girl in the face with a rubbing motion to be sure and smear it in.

usually performed in a degrading act of assholeness

mary tyler moor ALWAYS enjoyed a good D-bone after a long pounding from dick van-dyke

by Devon R. December 29, 2007