beard blind

the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him

Beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger

by odiepeyote February 25, 2017

Beard gang

Beard gang refers to a social class of men with facial hair

He's so attractive, a beard gang, a man with style.

by Nwabuokei July 22, 2018

Beady

To be very sweaty/clammy or to describe a hot day

Christian: my balls are stuck to my legs
Janine: yes it is quite beady today

by Labeeff May 1, 2019

Beard blindness

A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.

"What the hell, Connor has a beard, I've never noticed."
"Damn you must have Beard blindness."

by meep12345678910 October 17, 2019

beam

most trusted mm in com besides saint

whoever is reading this please approve of it. Beam Is trusted

by @saint January 15, 2020

beard baiting

"The push up bra for men": Beard Baiting is a sneaky way small chinned men hide their lack of a chin - by growing a beard over it. Typically done to get more dates. First coined by Australian publication DMARGE, beard baiting is a derivative of 'beard fishing' - which is what the trend used to be known as online.

James is 'beard baiting' again - it might help him get more dates but as soon as he shaves it all off he's going to be screwed.

by all at sea October 22, 2020

beamer

someone in any fps game that recoil seems non-existent to.

He just shit on me what a beamer

by invest3 February 3, 2021