cock bastard

some one who is a piece of shit

your a fuckng cock bastard

by Kc August 27, 2003

stereotypical bastard

1.) Everyone who posted a definition in the emo section.
2.) Someone who is very stereotypical about everything and judges someone or something on how it looks and not by their personality.

Dude, that guy is such a stereotypical bastard and just thinks his opinions are fact.

by DJsteak April 21, 2006

Bastard Puddin'

Bill Cosby's crappy puddin that he endorses on tv.

"Would you like some Bastard Puddin'my dear?"

Bill Cosby to his wife.

by Stan Lee August 30, 2003

Son-OF-A-Bastard

Son-of-a-Bastard is the 21st Century term for an idiot born of a bastard father.

Son-of-a-Bastard is a male that is desperate and dispicable, talks like a pencil-dick, foul and wretched.

by Andrew Weber October 30, 2007

Jap Bastard

A child that has never met his father, plus he's Japanses and his moms a whore so this common in many areas of japan

--"Tom i think that little jap bastard is pissing in our swimming pool again"

--"Susan get the shovel that jap bastard is licking the windows on the car"

by loose boots January 4, 2009

Bamtard

Bam Margera is a proskater well known for his pranks in Jackass and Viva La Bam. He also managed to destroy the image of some very talented bands such as HIM and Cky.

We call BAMTARDS all the idiot/retarded loyal followers who believe Bam created these bands or owns them for that matter. A bamtard will love HIM, Cky and will worship the heartagram (that he will call the bamagram) without even knowing what it stands for. (Bam unfortunately is a huge self-centered copycat- he was copying jackass' jhnny knoxville and now is copying his style from finnish rockstar Ville Valo). Some bamtards actually attend shows only in the hope of cathing him over there.... A bamtard loves Bam either because he is SO cool or SO very hot) and wishes he could either become him or marry him.

Bam is just too cool to be true. I am a bamtard.

Bamtards should be shot.

by q666 October 1, 2005

bastardisation

When something is poorly done in an "individual style"

1337 is the latests bastardisation of the english language

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004