Balloon Animal

A sexual act that entails manual or assisted masturbation into a condom.

I was bored, horny and alone. But I did have a condom, so I used it for a balloon animal.

by cockadoodledont June 26, 2017

baloon from sausage party

An ordinary ballon that Some little twat was playing with and decided to put some milk in and throw on the ground in the street

Yo, okja just stepped in that baloon from sausage party

by Bubbbbbbbbby nigler July 18, 2017

Ballooned

A term used when someone is intoxicated by liquor or beer, usually used by remoulds to describe how utterly fucked out of their head they are!

Fuck me did you see that dick last night? He was fuckin ballooned!

by DickDasturdly August 16, 2017

balloonjob

The act of sucking laughing gas out of a balloon during fellatio right before orgasm in order to intensify and prolong the orgasm.

I’m sorry to say that I have secretly found out that
Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them frenching at the museum, and then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume’s swimming pool, giving each other balloonjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.

by the self fulfilling prophet September 17, 2017

Balloon Animal

The act when you go down on a girl and blow air in her pussy then push here belly in and make her queef and she makes a face like an angry hyaena as her pussy chimes along.

Kevin: Yo my nigga Larry, I ate sarinas pussy and gave her a balloon Animal

Larry: Bro that's spiritual, I'm so jelly

by James pace December 31, 2017

Balloonda

Used to describe a girl who was skinny when she was younger, but due to her genetics, became extremely fat after high school. Quoting the phrase, “she ballooned up”, and turning it into the name, “Balloonda”.

Damn, did you see Molly? She has to weigh at least 350 pounds. She was so thin in high school. She’s really a Balloonda now.

by abi dawg January 23, 2018

balloon cider

redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment

“hey did you try billybob’s new batch of balloon cider” “oh hell yeah jimmy it sure was tasty”

by Everyyone May 4, 2018