Anne Crank, an “angry cry wank”
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Angrily stimulating one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure while simultaneously weeping.
Example 1: I am hiding in the attic, the nazis are banging at the door, I am angry, upset and masturbating vigorously. I’m having an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
Example 4: I’m still a virgin at 47 so all I can do is have an Anne Crank.
Example 2: Lee seems very angry and upset today! Maybe he should go for an Anne Crank!
Example 3: After a long, hard, stressful day at work, all Harry wanted to do when he got home was have an Anne Crank.
Example 4: I’m still a virgin at 47 so all I can do is have an Anne Crank.
by JittyMan November 1, 2022

by Scott’s Girl April 7, 2021

A very weird and un settling person who is very interested in pillow talk and loves the sound of smooth jaz...but only on Tuesdays
by .G.I. Jose September 7, 2017

When getting fellatio from a woman, you grab her by her hair instead of the back of her head, you then pull back and push her head down via her hair, treating her like a ragdoll that gives head.
Hey saw you talking with Jenny at that party last night, you guys left together, how'd that go? Great man, she gave me the best head of my life, she even let me give her the old Raggedy Ann
by Jeff Prubistseachowitz May 1, 2007

You know what that means.... (anne-mari)
by kersti December 16, 2013

An intelligent and friendly girl, proved to having an awesome twin. She is very religious, but will eat your food when provoked.
by anne-eylse's twin November 30, 2011

A sex bomb who gives extreme pleasure in the bedroom, likes to send nudes and even some unsightly videos
by megs123 December 16, 2015
