The Year Zot

The year zero. Used as a euphemism for "a long time ago".

"I've been baking pies since the year zot." - Your grandmother, probably

by WordyMcWordsAlot October 22, 2018

Thirty years war

A war that lasted thirty years

Dumbass: Hey how long did the thirty years war last?
Me: Thirty years, dumbass.

by thrityearswar October 30, 2018

Light-yeared

Buzzed,tippsy, feeling right, turnt

That girl is so light-yeared!

by Juice box 88 December 31, 2018

Fishcal year

A year of fishing. Number of days you fish in a year. For most people comes out to be 117 days including weekends and holidays.

What a good year of fishing. I had a great fishcal year. Was out 117 times. And caught a lot of big fish.

by Das Miz January 1, 2019

5 year rule

Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.

Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.

Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!

Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!

by notsoslick January 7, 2019

New Years Eve

Where adults get drunk and kids run around in the background>

"my mom is so drunk from new years eve!"

by MaddyTheMango January 14, 2019

1000 years

The time it takes to go back in to a glacier

It literally took 1000 years for the yak

by ='srtrx August 23, 2019