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Windows Vista

Noun. The new Windows OS that is supposedly glich free.
F***ING WINDOWS VISTA WONT INSTALL SUPPLEMENTARY DRIVERS! M***** F*****!!!!
by Kathryn Stryker September 20, 2005
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windows

Microsoft's answer to X Windows. Many people claim Windows always crashes, the only reason Windows crashes is due to poorly 3rd party written drivers, and 3rd party software written by careless programmers.
by Anonymous August 5, 2003
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window wipe

A very arousing self-orgasmic sexual technique done by inserting your penis all the way into any insertable and penetrable object and moving your hips in a circular motion like wiping a window and then ejaculating inside while still maintaining that same circular motion.
1: Dude, I finally window wiped my girl's ass the other night!

2: So Karina, did you let David window wipe you yet?

3: Leland told me that after he was done window wiping his girl he gave her a hot jiminy for watching some BBM porn.
by Darren Louis April 15, 2008
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Window

The space of time associated with the most efficient opportunity to poop. Refers to both time that is convenient (opportunity) and sense of urgency to dump. Pooping before or after the window usually results sub-par pooping amount or satisfaction.
"I better go take a dump now, I don't want to miss my window."
by brsedu September 12, 2009
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Windows 95

Bug or wordComputer Virus/word
Like a virus, Windows 95 eats up valuable system resources, screw up ur hard drive, but Windows 95 is not a virus. A virus is well supported by its author and has a fast code. Windows is not a virus, its a bug
by noone November 2, 2003
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windows 7

Windows Vista Part 2. Basically the same idea and concept as Windows Vista, but is way more dumbed down and user friendly for us XP and Mac junkies. Very pretty OS.
Windows 7 is just a pimped up Vista
by Kyle 230 February 3, 2010
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window shop

To check out someone without actually going up and talking to them.
The mall is a great place to window shop; in more then one way.
by Tabitha June 26, 2004
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