May 1

National together day, it doesn’t matter how, on this day you need to be with the people you love (friends, best friends, bf/gf, etc.)

Person 1: hey everyone, it’s may 1!
Everyone:Let’s hang out!

by Whydoievenlife April 30, 2022

May 4th

The national day for this activity is may 4th. The day when you give someone you like one of your hoodies (this one is for the boys).

Boy: Hi Sofie
Girl: Hey Johannes
Boy: Here is my special hoodie for you

*hands girl hoodie*
Girl: Thanks, but why tho?
Boy: Its may 4th, national give a hoodie day

by Alaskafocus4836 May 3, 2020

May 21

National tell your crush you like them day.

Sally: do you know what day it is?
Robert: no.
Sally: it's May 21 national tell your crush you like them day, better go tell my crush.

by Anonymous7694 May 14, 2021

May 4th

National dick SUCKING day

Today is the day you pull fourth new tricks

May 4th of ur dick be in my mouth

May 4th of my mouth be on ur dick

Silly bunny tricks come w bibs

Meet me at my crib :)

by LolaaBunnie May 3, 2023

May 28

May 28 is the National Give Your Girl Head Day, meaning you have to give head to your girlfriend no matter what

Gf: Hey it s may 28!
Bf: And?
Gf: Get on your knees.

by TsukiiLmao May 23, 2022

May 30

MAY 30 is the make out with your bf/gf day you have to make out with you bf/gf no matter what

Boyfriend: “Hey babe we gotta make out”
Girlfriend: “why?”
Boyfriend:”because it’s may 30”

by BadSonicboom9 December 6, 2020

May 12th

Only people born on this day have the cocks and or tits

Damn this guy was born on May 12th so it must be true that his cock is 12 inches
I mean she was born May 12th so that explains why her tits are so big

by 1M W13RD September 3, 2020