May 28

May 28 is the National Give Your Girl Head Day, meaning you have to give head to your girlfriend no matter what

Gf: Hey it s may 28!
Bf: And?
Gf: Get on your knees.

by TsukiiLmao May 23, 2022

October 1st

October 1st is the National Get Your Partener Out for Coffee Day, meaning that you have to go out for coffee or a date no matter the circumstances.

Gf: Hey, it's October 1st!
Bf: and?
Gf: You don't know?
Bf: No, what is it
Gf: We're breaking up.

by TsukiiLmao September 17, 2022