water polo hair

After an athlete has been playing water polo for a prolounged amount og time, the chlorine makes his (girls usually take care of their hair) hair fryed and intensly crazy, also makes it lighter.

Girl 1:"I looooovvve water polo players! they have great bodies, not to mention their awesome water polo hair!

Girl 2: YEAH

by miklus May 6, 2006

Warren Buffett

A life pwner. He pwns life according to all known definitions of life pwnage

Warren Buffett is sick man, Berkshire Hathoway was at like $100 a share in the early 80s, it's now at $89,000.

by Gabberngoa August 28, 2008

Water Jet

Basically, the Water Jet is when a girl fills her mouth with hot water and gives her man a blowjob. While blowing, she garlges and swishes the water around in her mouth, giving the effect of a water jet in a hot tub. This move was first described by the Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Keidas in his autobiography "Scar Tissue", but was never given a proper name. So for lack of a better name, Water Jet it is.

Dude, my girlfriend just gave me a water jet last night. She blew so hard it felt like I was pressing my dick against a real water jet. I bet if you ask nicely, I bet your girl will give you one too.

by thatsrightimurdaddy February 6, 2009

Marc Warren

British actor, born in Northampton in 1967. Has appeared in Band of Brothers, State of Play, Hustle, Hooligans and Colour me Kubrick amongst numerous other productions.

Marc Warren is the best actor in the world.

by simplyscout April 30, 2005

purple helmeted warrior of love

A penis.

Let me slide my purple helmeted warrior of love into your ax wound.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

Mormon Piss Water

Slang for the beer sold in Utah which has a very low alcohol content. Got the name Mormon Piss Water from an urban legend which states "the mormons drink all the good beer and when they piss afterwards, they bottle it up and sell it to the general public."

Person 1: You drunk yet?

Person 2: No, and this is my 17th beer.
Person 1: You must be drinkin that Mormon Piss Water

by YoungSully January 2, 2010

Water Polo

The craziest and best sport on earth. It's a cross between rugby, soccer, basketball, and wrestling. Play centers around the 2M man with the rest of the field players forming an arch around him. Athletes are extremely well conditioned. Goals are rare (games rarely get above 10 goals) most of the time is spent fighting below water and sprinting up and down the pool. Retard red-necks call it gay because you have to wear speedos (everything else creates too much drag or is too easy to get a hold of) but if you're comfortable with your sexuality it shouldn't bother you.
P.S. We get the most pussy too

1: I can swim fast, so water polo should be easy
2: That's what you think

by Jed S. December 7, 2006