Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.

Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"

by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024

Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

by Greatpickle December 4, 2014

wasting time

literally what you are doing right now. if you're like me, your probably bored out of your mind while in a zoom call for art and are on the urban dictionary cuz you're an idiot and have nothing better to do. end my suffering, please.

person 1: lol I'm fucking bored I'm just going to go on to the urban dictionary and waste time that I could use to be productive
person 2: good choice I love wasting time!

by RRRILEY May 5, 2020

Food waste

Food has been trown out.

I had food waste last friday at the party.

by Katy628 March 25, 2020

Waste product

Someone who is useless due to the habitual consumption of drugs and/or alcohol.

Bob is such a waste product, he can’t hold down a job because he’s always wasted.

by Brooklyn88 August 18, 2024

wasted and wounded

Bam Margera

I can't believe they didn't let me onto Jackass 4, I feel so wasted and wounded.

by king_D_ February 27, 2021

Ivory Waste

Person or persons that are a step above white trash.

Melissa isn’t ghetto-nasty and poor enough to be considered white trash; I think she’s a tad classier… I think she’s more like ivory waste….

by Degenerich March 16, 2025