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Wankering

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📚 wankering (verb)
/ˈwaŋ-kər-iŋ/
Definition:
The act of masturbating—typically in a self-indulgent, theatrical, or dramatically unnecessary fashion.
Often used mockingly or playfully to describe someone who is “having a moment” alone, usually with way too much enthusiasm or mood lighting.

Origin:
A delightful bastardization of “wanking” (UK slang for masturbation), likely coined by someone trying to sound posh or intellectual while still talking about jacking it. First widely noticed on American commentary shows attempting to discuss UK school scandals with zero chill.

Not to be confused with:

“Wanking” (standard British usage)

“Wanker” (a jerk)

“Tossing off” (also jerking it, but with a Shakespearean twang)

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Wankering (noun): A state of chaotic, overly dramatic horniness.

Wankering (adj.): Describing something absurdly masturbatory in tone or style (e.g., "That fanfic was so wankering it practically wrote itself.")
Oi, mate, don’t go wankering in the loo again during maths revision. The janitor’s still traumatized from last time.”
by Chloe 8675309 June 26, 2025
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WalkingTurd

When u take a dump, crap, turd.... u know. And it starts to move and u say, "What the Hell?" and then it attacks u
Alex: "Damn man, I found a walkingturd in my toilet yesterday"
Jim: "Wow"
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Walking a sleazy

When someone fly is open, they are walking a sleazy
dude seriously you gotta fix yourself.
-wait what?
dude im tellin ya, your walking a sleazy
-oh snap! thanks for the heads up dude, that coulda ended bad
by CRIPPLEhank May 26, 2009
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walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.
At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.
by Rufus Truthfist August 2, 2009
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Walking Moral

Someone who is a good role model and doesn't do anything that can get them in trouble. Usually succeeds in school. Is a positive example to people. Just all around goody-two shoes.
Admirer: Look at her-- she is such a walking moral. She's always doing good and gets good grades in her schoolwork.

Hater:NERD LOLOL.
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Walking Pictionary

Someone who talks with their hands and uses other nonverbal cues more than using actual words to communicate.
After Donald lost his own mouth in a bet, he became a walking pictionary.
by who who, who who! April 18, 2010
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Walking With a Ghost

A song written by Tegan and Sara, but that Jack White plays way better with more kickass guitar and better, less annoying vocals.
Dude #1: dude, did you listen to "walking with a ghost" yet?

Dude #2: Yeah, Jack White rocks!
by veryirishdude September 16, 2010
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