Turnip

(verb)
To get drunk (as in turn up) but not rage. To turn up in solitude, generally lamely.

"Wanna get a drink in the basement and play pong by ourselves?"

"Yeah, let's turnip!"

by The Turnt Gardener April 28, 2014

turdfarm

Sewerage works or water treatment works.

Unfortunately the only way to get to the pub is to walk past the turdfarm.

by Brit Gorf June 20, 2006

turkfin

a piece of hair gelled up at the back of your head like alfalfa with the use of cum

dude is that a turkfin or you just happy to see me?

by Markymark3 September 5, 2006

Hot Turner

When after a long hot round of anal sex the man eats the girls ass out. Her Ass hole should be a sloppy loose mess.

Scotty that dirty bastard he gave that fat bitch a hot turner last night

by Kimberbilt May 22, 2006

diorio u-turn

When you place your hand on the back of a girl every so slightly and while making small talk, you slowly move your hand down to her ass, quickly cup her groin, come back around and gently poke her in the nose and say, "Boooop! DiOrio U-Turn"

I was at the bar when I saw this 22 year old ginger. I decided to use the signature diorio U-turn to see where the night took me.

by NoUturnNoWay November 9, 2014

turn two

taking a dump.

"Man, I knew we shouldn't have eaten at that Mexican joint. Imma go turn two in your bathroom."

by Shitschool August 27, 2009

Turn up

Another word for awesome or cool.
To get hyped.

Anna: Vincent im pregnant
Vincent: Ayyy turn up

Alexander: Dude were going to the strip club tonight
Vincent: Dude were about to turn up

by vincemothhugger December 21, 2015